mooneye | AU RP--

mooneye

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From:

mooneye

"How flawless?" He smirked. "Well. You've got assistants and things following you around making sure you don't starve, so."

From:

youngesthokage

"Very flawless. And they don't follow me home."

From:

mooneye

"So, what? You only eat flawless rice at home, and nothing else?"

From:

youngesthokage

"....Since Kisame left... yes."

From:

mooneye

That got the usual frown--though after what he said really sank in the look became more wry and disbelieving. "You've got a swordsman of the Mist... you've got the swordsman of the Mist cooking dinner for you?"

From:

youngesthokage

"He's actually rather good with the kitchen..." It was a murmur and he flushed slightly, sipping his tea.

From:

mooneye

"...I don't buy it." He shook his head.

From:

youngesthokage

he blinked at him with a curious noise.

From:

mooneye

It was just too strange. Well. But all of this was strange. Finally he just shook his head. "You probably ought to be eating more than just rice."

From:

youngesthokage

"I eat fruit too." He took another long sip of his tea. "And tea. That's just when I'm home though and I'm not, usually."

From:

mooneye

"So... you work all the time. And when you're not working you live off of rice, fruit and tea." He gave him a look that clearly said that he was surprised he was even alive.

From:

youngesthokage

"...It's easier to do that than fight the kitchen since Kisame's been gone." It was a murmur and he fidgeted, looking captivated by his tea.

From:

mooneye

He gave a sputter of a laugh. "The village gives you no trouble but the kitchen is a battle..." He shook his head. "I don't eat anymore, you know. I can cook but... Well, don't worry. I'll take care of this." He would go to Aunt Mikoto, he thought. Or just run out every day and get food to bring back.

From:

youngesthokage

He flushed and huffed. "I can cook. I just... don't like the taste of anything I cook, and neither does anyone else."

From:

mooneye

"That does not count as being able to cook, dear."

From:

youngesthokage

"It's never burned and the ingredients are all there, so I can't understand the problem."

From:

mooneye

"...You know, I'm beginning to suspect that it wasn't just a bodyguard Tsunade was concerned you were going without."

From:

youngesthokage

"I have bodyguards. I like to call them ANBU, and I get lectured by the more overprotective ones that have the dubious title of Kohai when they can't find me lately." He nodded once. "So I just go to the office instead."

From:

mooneye

"I can imagine your little habit of slipping away being very frustrating for them." He smirked.

From:

youngesthokage

He laughed softly and inclined his head. "Yes. Yugao is the most vocal of the group. Then again sometimes I think she believes I'm still twelve like I was when I was made her captain."

From:

mooneye

He didn't answer at first, just turned his cup around between his hands and then lifted it to drink. "You're about a decade too young for everything you do, you know."